Jokes..

I'm bored. Since Grey's Anatomy had ended last week. And thus,

Chemistry

Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
I thought it's because Ms Wong said nitrates are our best friends. Lol.

What is the name of the molecule CH2O? Seawater. HAHA.

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
*Call me BOND. Ionic Bond.*

What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? HeHe.

What gas never cries? Nitrous Oxide (Laughing gas)

Biology

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. True indeed.

One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted.

The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."

Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."

Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."

Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."

Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."